to: @hal dryden

deal
i'll be late
stop it

to: @daisy bennett

you're such a child, it's so annoying
no, i won't

to: @hal dryden

says the guy who threw a tantrum over a key

to: @daisy bennett

it was justified!!!
you can't come into people's home without permission

to: @hal dryden

omg???? you're so infuriating!!!
i had permission!!

to: @daisy bennett

stop talking to me then if i'm so..
how do u say it?
i n f u r i a t i n g

to: @hal dryden

you keep texting me and i'm only polite

to: @daisy bennett

are you kidding me? you're the one insulting me every minute

to: @hal dryden

excuse me?? you started it
pls for the sake of everyone, reread yourself and buy some glasses

to: @daisy bennett

u're in high school?
"buy some glasses" lmao, such a child

to: @hal dryden

shut up
you're the worst

to: @daisy bennett

thank you, i take that as a compliment

to: @hal dryden

you're welcome
another thing in common: thinking highly of you
maybe we are meant to be after all

to: @daisy bennett

you should start looking for a wedding dress then

to: @hal dryden

no, we should elope
vegas isn't that far, baby

to: @daisy bennett

another invitation?
i'll end up thinking u really like me after all

to: @hal dryden

maybe
it's every girl's dream to get married by elvis

to: @daisy bennett

it's the only wedding we can afford so this should be enough

to: @hal dryden

oh yeah
keep making it real, it's definitely making me want you more (not)

to: @daisy bennett

i'm just gonna remember u want me, that's enough

to: @hal dryden

lol
i threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of you and me like that

to: @daisy bennett

another common point, what tf is going on?

to: @hal dryden

i think we're bonding
i don't enjoy it just so we're clear

to: @daisy bennett

don't worry, me neither

to: @hal dryden

good, bc this doesn't mean anything!!