to: @daisy bennett

just adapting to who i'm talking to

to: @hal dryden

that's uncalled for, i'm an angel

to: @daisy bennett

if u say so

to: @hal dryden

i know so

to: @daisy bennett

see u later then

to: @hal dryden

whatever

to: @daisy bennett

(read)

to: @hal dryden

so how was your “date”?
was she worth your incredible potential?
she looked awful
so pale too
i didn’t know you were into ghostly girls

to: @daisy bennett

suprisingly, she was really interesting
more than you
but is this a way to express how jealous of her you are? because don't get your hopes too high, i will never date you

to: @hal dryden

oh yeah? i guess she has to compensate with her personality…
congrats, you’ll make ugly babies
i couldn’t care less and pls the feeling is more than mutual

to: @daisy bennett

why are u talking about my love life if you're not interesting? don't tell me you're bored, i won't believe u
at least i date someone, that's not what malia told me about u

to: @hal dryden

bc i like to gossip more than i hate you
i call bullshit on you dating this girl
not that it’s any of your business but i had bfs
you men are trash so i'm just not wasting my time

to: @daisy bennett

wow someone was crazy enough to tolerate u, i'm impressed by this person
men are trash but u keep talking to me though

to: @hal dryden

the attitude is all for you bc you’re the trashiest of them all
i'm bored, it’s a slow shift at work  

to: @daisy bennett

happy to see that i'm someone important to you

to: @hal dryden

you’re not and you’re missing the whole point
you’d think being that tall would be useful but it’s completely flying above your head

to: @daisy bennett

why do you keep talking to me then?
that's ur only joke? remind me how tall i am?

to: @hal dryden

it's your only personality trait, it's hard to pick on something else
you know, i wanted to make an effort for malia and be nice to you
but it's really not worth it

to: @daisy bennett

i'm sorry but i don't think being tall is a personality trait, but if miss know-it-all says so then it must be true
we're always coming back to the same conclusion : you love me so much that you can't stop talking to me and you always bring malia as an excuse not to acknowledge your feelings